Part 40

Oh, because someone asked me what I was doing with these. Yes, I'm raping the land and not planting anything until later.

Lilycove City! City of um... lily coves? I suck at city introductions

Fuck. It's you again.

Haha, what are you doing, buying do- oh.

HA, That double negative will be your downfall!

Hahahaha, no.

Aww, your starter hasn't evolved yet?

Mine ha- OH HOLY FUCK. IT'S THE TACO DUCK.

Haha, poor Slugma.

Yeah, but you have that whole brain thing holding you back.

Note to self: Avoid Littleroot.

Oh, I plan on making Team Aqua and Magma's lives into living hells.

That's not what I said.

Hahahahahahaha, hold one one sec. Hahahahaha ok, sure. That'd be amusing.
Anyway, now that that's out of the way. Let's wander around town.

Mmmmyeeeeeas?

Sure, ok.

Well this is a fancy building.

No ma'am I don't. And I suggest you hand one over before my little buddy burns this place to the ground.

Lesson of the day: Anyone can be persuaded when you've got a 6 foot asskicking chicken standing next to you.

Now to go choke that Safari Zone clerk to death with it.